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                 ~LOVE, CONE/VZ
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*Comment to title: Nz, u know wut I'm talking about now, u know.*
My Gosh, I hate our school so much! Vladikcomper was right (I KNEW IT!!!1): The school - is the awful place where no one teachs us something useful... Maybe, just first 3 grades, but other 8- are odd ones. Of course, in this country the Gouverment says us dat pipl might be smarter more than 9000 persents and stuff , but this 8 more classes need only guys who wunna be megasmart and crap their friends, who don't know where does snow comes from . Oh, well. If I'll continue this brick-crapping on our studing system, I'll crap the whole system . Sorry for using so much codes, but I need to show people that I'm lurkafag where memes hide! Oh, whatever. Anyways, there are good sides in our system exist, but not so much. Yup. Yeah, that cool that I can see Nz (almost) every day and tell to her, but there are so many trolls, glam-pussies, ТП and others here! For example, Mike (moonsp.: Саша; Александр, eng.: Sasha): this betch scratched my arm last year, there were lots, lodes of blood, that was awful and very painful and the trace still on my hand nowadays! And wut about Pit (but I need to blame my self, cuz I teached him Nz's and mine slang, but I, trully, didn't knew he's a tape-recorder: if u say smth, he'll repeat this next second. Everytime). For my amazement, even though he's bigger than me (in every ways: he burnt in 97-98, me in 99; his weight 65-71 kg, my- 41-45 kg [if he read this he'll get butthurt...]), he more supid, troll and sexual-maniac then ever I thought! Ok, I can uderstand he "jokes" like this: bring me shit with ice cubes! But he did the sexual harresment (!!!) today! And he every minute talks about womans' chests and how huge/cool/awesome/soft they are. Brr... I just feel like I'm gonna puke right now [Perhaps, it's cuz of my headache?..]. Oh, well.
   Now I wunna tell u about some stupid, but cool [4 me] things:
1. Shu, Vladikcomper is so sexy awesome!
2. MLP-style is so cool...
3. Sonic Hackin'/Hackers ROOOCK!!!
P.P.S. Ashens is great. Really.
~ Love u, thanx 4 reading. Bye...
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Hi, pipl, and as u can see (since 8:30, as I remember), I came home and after long and boring night I can finally learn ASM   spend some time in internets! YEEHA!!! Also, I heard it's CB birthday today... Hm.. I haven't met you yet bought PS2 yet! ! OMG, how could I?! I've failed ev'thing, again :iconimhorrifiedplz:  Ok, I dun wanna talk about my dullness, I just came here to say: Today I'm gunna (FNLLY) upload new arts, etc, etc, etc.
Bye, see ya ^*^
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Hi friends! Ok, now I wanna tell you a very-very funny (but not for me...) story. I really wonder, why in russia some products are too low quality?.. Whatevrr... Today, when I was in condition to eat one candy (other days I couldn't do such thing, cuz I just... Afraid... Whateverr, u don't need to know tis..)... One chocolate candy of... DOOM!!! :iconimscaryplz: And this is not a joke! There was a... *dramatic pause* WORM IN IT!!!11Uan. So, this candy teached me... Teached me that I... I... I dunno what I learned today, I just won't eat candys anymore. Whut? Nobody knows what ealse can I find there?..

P. S. lurkmore.ru/%D0%A4%D0%B0%D0%B9… <-- I'm pretty sure, it came from uncle Lao's cellar here!!!1
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Yahoo!!

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Yup-Crup-Crop-Yope!!! Congrat me, guys, I've finally beated the challenge made the easyest/hardest (don't know actually easyest or hardest. All because I haven't practiced for ages...) part of N. GIN DOLL!!!1 Yeah, my darlings! I (as I one day said) pizded xXDoomMonkey'sXx idea and MADE N. GIN'S HEAD, YOPE! Tell the truth it was epically-hard, especially for me, such a retarded curve-handed dog-poo! Also, sorry guys if I won't replay you. You see, I'm snaped now with all those lessons   things I need to do before school starts. And also, soon I'll ( again =_= ) go to one place I go ev' year( the suckish 19th of this month >_<)! BUT! I (hope so...) will appear here cuz my phone gots wi-fi >8-D Oh, and the last thieng, (Good news, finally :icontearplz: ) I'll soon upload new arts xD I practiced for drawing Cortex, Nina and N. Gin while I wuz... Khem... In "undermoscow" and probably made a re-make on "ZomG, smexy Am". So, DA, grab your pants, here I come!
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